Six Retrograde Survival Jumbo Spray Reiki Blessed by Queen
Navigate the cosmic chaos with this Reiki-blessed spray designed to ground you through six simultaneous retrogrades. When Mercury's messing with your messages, Jupiter's weighing on your heart, Saturn's testing your limits, Neptune's dissolving illusions, Uranus is shaking things up, and Pluto's forcing deep transformation you need energetic backup. This potent blend cuts through the confusion, steadies your nervous system, and helps you face what's been hiding in the shadows. Spritz it on your space, your aura, or yourself whenever the retrograde energy feels like too much. Because sometimes the universe needs a little help remembering you've got this.
We are officially under six retrogrades at the same time, which means the energy is slowed down, turned inward, and forcing everyone to face what they’ve been avoiding.
Here’s the quick breakdown:
• Mercury Retrograde stirs up communication issues, confusion, emotional misfires, tech issues.
• Jupiter Retrograde's emotional heaviness, questioning purpose, feeling overwhelmed.
• Saturn Retrograde is pressure, responsibility, karmic lessons, boundaries being tested.
• Neptune Retrograde illusions dropping, truth surfacing, heightened sensitivity.
• Uranus Retrograde has unexpected changes, restlessness, shaken routines.
• Pluto Retrograde (shadow energy still active) is deep purging, confronting old wounds, clearing subconscious blocks.
This jumbo spray is designed to support the home, the nervous system, and the energetic body during a cosmic pile-up like this.
This spray helps:
• Clear retrograde chaos from the environment
• Ground the mind and emotions when everything feels scrambled
• Protect the home from energetic disturbances heightened during retrogrades
• Stabilize mood, sleep, and focus
• Release confusion and heavy emotional energy
• Calm tension, anxiety, and irritability
• Reset the vibe in the house when everyone is overstimulated or drained
Right now everyone is more reactive, more sensitive, and more overwhelmed, the home MUST be protected and grounded during this kind of cosmic traffic jam.
With six retrogrades layered on top of each other, people will experience:
Physical
• Fatigue
• Head pressure or headaches
• Restlessness
• Interrupted sleep
• Body aches, especially back/shoulders
• Feeling drained or overstimulated
Emotional
• Irritation
• Miscommunication
• Feeling misunderstood
• Emotional waves or mood swings
• Overthinking
• Wanting to withdraw or isolate
Spiritual/Energetic
• Heightened intuition
• Vivid dreams
• Sudden insights or clarity
• Feeling detached or “in-between worlds”
• Purging old emotions
• Feeling like the universe is making them slow down
Overall Theme Until Year-End
This is a massive review, purge, and reset period.
Nothing is meant to rush.
Everything is meant to realign.